AUTHOR: Ashleigh Anpilova
PAIRING: Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Donald 'Ducky' Mallard
SUB-GENRE: Established Relationship. Humour
SUMMARY: The team is out to dinner and DiNozzo introduces a new subject of conversation.
WORD COUNT: 1,000
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for ncis1000words dialogue challenge. The following sentence had to be included: "Never do anything that you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics."
DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters, nor am I making any money from them. I merely borrow them from time to time.
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