First, write down the names of 12 characters, any characters male or female or undecided. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Illya Kuryakin - The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
2. Napoleon Solo - The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
3. Leroy Jethro Gibbs - NCIS
4. Donald ‘Ducky’ Mallard - NCIS
5. Ray Doyle - The Professionals
6. W.A.P. Bodie - The Professionals
7. Benton Fraser - Due South
8. Ray Vecchio - Due South
9. Neil Burnside - The Sandbaggers
10. Willy Caine - The Sandbaggers
11. Steel - Sapphire & Steel
12. Silver - Sapphire & Steel
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope, never read any and I don’t want to.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Donald ‘Ducky’ Mallard.
Oh, yes. He certainly is. That man does not look his age. And his voice…. Wonderful.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well I guess the newspapers would have a field day.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Unfortunately, very little fiction exists that features this character.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Napoleon Solo/W.A.P. Bodie.
No, I don’t think they would - and I think their partners would object strongly.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ray Doyle/Neil Burnside or Ray Doyle/Willy Caine.
Probably the former, but only because they are both my favourite half of their own pairing.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Benton Fraser walked in on Napoleon Solo/Silver.
I think he’d blush, mutter something like ‘oh, my’, and disappear very quickly.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Willy Caine.
Ex-Marine meets ex-Soldier and an argument ensues as to which service is the more efficient.
9)I s there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Illya Kuryakin/Ray Vecchio.
Er, nope - not that I know of.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Elements of Snow
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Donald ‘Ducky’ Mallard/Illya Kuryakin.
One would have to find his way into an alternative reality world.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes, several of them. Waves to: nina_ds, aingeal8c, whitepuppy themoo37 otterkiss silver_cyanne
As solo gently pointed out, there are other folk on my flist who read this one - all my other Ray friends. I'm sorry about that, I wasn't deliberately ignoring you. My mind obviously just said 'Benny/Ray'. So without further ado also waves to: solo, maubast,queenbamfie, bluster, tiranog (who actually swings both Rays), obelix, and any one else who I have inadvertently omitted.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
Not that I know of.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
You mean apart from me? Nope, I don’t think so.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Napoleon Solo/Donald 'Ducky' Mallard/Ray Doyle.
No, I don't believe they would.
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don’t think he would. He doesn't strike me as a screamer.
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
'If You Leave Me Now.'
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Illya Kuryakin/W.A.P. Bodie/Silver.
Threesome - none of which contains two people from the usual pairings.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Napoleon Solo/Willy Caine.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
If I knew it, it wouldn't be super-sekrit, now would it?
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?.
I’m not sure he could reach him.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Benton Fraser.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Illya Kuryakin and Neil Burnside are happy. Neil runs off with Donald 'Ducky' Mallard. Illya has one night stand with Steel and brief love affair with Silver. Then Illya listens to Ray Doyle and finds true love with Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
The title should be, ‘Confusion’. If I wrote it I'm sure that maubast would read it. Otherwise sensine and londonnie might, as it contains some of their loves. However, I don't believe that any one should attempt to write this.
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Benton Fraser/Ray Vecchio.
Well, they are.