AUTHOR: Ashleigh Anpilova
FORMAT: Drabble (100 words exactly)
WRITTEN FOR: sensine who asked for a story about Napoleon & Illya takinging a break in the middle of their workday. I hope this does the trick.
"Excuse me, Mr. Solo. May I see you for a moment?"
Napoleon blinked. "Sure, Illya." He slid off the desk. "See you later, Amanda."
He followed his partner into an empty room. "So, Illya, what -"
Napoleon finally broke the kiss when he remembered that even top spies needed to breathe.
"- did you want me for?"
Illya rolled his eyes.
"I made it clear, Napasha. Whenever you flirt with a woman, I shall kiss you."
As Napoleon pulled his lover back into his arms, he began to review how many women of 'flirtable age' worked for U.N.C.L.E.